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Tony didn't stick around long enough to discover that Thomas wanted them to mend the fan belt - so the confusion remained.
"They're pretty unisex really," I assured Tony, who was obviously now wondering whether the transvestite in the family was actually my father, hence the five-year-old's extensive (for her age)
knowledge of the dressing habits of this particular group of men.
"But they're still girls' shoes," said Sara, enjoying my discomfort. "Well, women's actually."
"Well women's shoes ." mused Thomas, obviously having heard of Well Women's clinics but never well women's shoes, especially as worn by men.
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He had been thwarted in his attempts by fact that manufacturers don't make them for men.
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So what's a burgle?" asked Sara, returning to the original statement of two year old,[url=http://cheapsoccercleatswithfreeshipping.webmium.com/][b]cheap soccer cleats[/b][/url], which had generated so much interest in the girls shoes my dad wears.
"She means a girdle," corrected eldest, never one to get her worlds muddled up, even if they are as long as transvestite.
"So your dad wears girls' shoes and their dad," said Tony,[url=http://duveticavestesfr.halod.com/][b]Doudoune Duvetica Femme online[/b][/url], indicating Rugrats, "wears a girdle?"
They were enjoying themselves so much at the expense of the various (manly) men in my life that they barely listened to my explanation about the girdle.
This is, in fact, more of a 10in black leather belt,[url=http://rogervivieroutlet.webmium.com/][b]Roger Vivier UK Online Shop[/b][/url], recommended by Thomas's doctor to help alleviate the back problems he has been suffering for several months.
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